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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

News in Brief - 3 February 2009

Chinese Anger at UK Shoe-Thrower
China has reacted with indignation to the UK student who threw a shoe at Premier Wen Jiabao. They complained that it was a British-made brogue, and therefore an insult to Chinese workers. Gordon Brown is considering a Chinese demand for the death penalty.

Carol Thatcher in Race Jibe Row
'I'm a Celebrity' winner Carol Thatcher is at the centre of a row following an alleged racist remark about a tennis player. There are calls for her to be banned from the BBC after she allegedly called Andy Murray a 'lanky Jock twat'.

More Snow Woes: Britain Faces 10 Inches
Further heavy snowfall is expected this week, with up to 10 inches forecast. BBC Weathergirl Carol Kirkwood predicted national chaos, saying, "anything that gets 10 inches is well and truly fucked".

Donor Kidney Removed Via Vagina
Surgeons have successfully removed a kidney through a woman's vagina. In a press conference, they said their next procedure was to remove a c**t from Downing Street.

1 comment:

Catosays said...

Let's hope they don't use keyhole much better going for the arsehole!