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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Carradine Book to be Published

"Keep doing that shit and you'll go blind".

Recently-deceased veteran actor David Carradine is to have his latest book published posthumously, according to his former spokesman.

The 'Kung Fu' and 'Kill Bill' star, whose trussed body was recently found in the wardrobe of a Bangkok hotel, had been working on his latest publication while on holiday, and both his family and publishers have agreed that it should go on sale despite his tragic death.

The book, 'Zen and the Art of Autoerotic Asphyxiation', is said to be Carradine's masterwork and, in the words of publishing house Smuttan Pornoe, "brings together the mysterious and esoteric worlds of Tai Chi and masturbation, showing you how to achieve enlightenment using ropes to get your rocks off".

Mr Carradine was reportedly researching the 'advanced' section of the book while in Thailand, and was in fact testing the 'Crouching Wardrobe, Hidden Reef Knot' position at the time of his accident.

The book will be available from all budget bookstores and branches of Ann Summers from July 14.

**Dungeekin is on holiday. Normal Service will resume after 24 June.**

1 comment:

Infidel753 said...

I hear he had a Chinese ghostwriter -- Wang King.