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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Sandra Bullock's Husband Checks into Rehab

Sandra Bullock - returning to the fantasy lists of men across the world.

The husband of Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock has checked into a treatment facility, according to US reports.

Reality star Jesse James is seeking professional help 'to deal with personal issues' his spokesman told People magazine, following accusations he had an affair.

US celebrity website TMZ reported that he was receiving treatment at the Sierra Tucson clinic in Arizona which specialises in drug, alcohol and sex addiction.

A spokesman for James said, "we can confirm that Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. In all honesty, we can confirm that Jesse is completely, utterly, barking, window-lickingly batshit insane.

"Let's face it - anybody who can sleep with Sandra Bullock and then choose to bang any other female on the planet clearly needs a considerable dose of Thorazine and several years in a straightjacket."

Bullock, 45, is reported to be seeking a divorce from James on the grounds of adultery and irreconcilable lunacy, prompting 90% of the heterosexual male population of Earth to re-add her to their fantasy shag-lists.

The Diary's Entertainment correspondent attempted to contact Ms Bullock for comment, but the actress was not available for comment due to your correspondent's uncontrollable dribbling.

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1 comment:

Brennig said...

Sandra Bullock. I am neither shallow nor lacking sincerity. But I would.