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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Former VP Cheney Attacks 'Dithering' Obama

Former US Vice-President and noted member of the Undead, Dick Cheney, has launched a scathing attack on President Obama for his 'dithering' approach to the war in Afghanistan.

Cheney, 173, made his comments in a speech to the Warmongering Bastards Association in Bumfuck, Idaho, and claimed that Obama's refusal to make strategic decisions placed American interests in danger.

"The President's pinko policy in the Afghanistan is proof that he's a coward, not like me and George were", Mr Cheney railed before accidentally shooting a delegate in the face. "The only way to defeat the ragheads is lots of troops, lots of explosives and the Airbooooorne. After all, that approach has worked so well in the past, and it'll work in Afghanistan too.

Mr Cheney called for President Obama to "get tough and get to war", claiming, "there's only one way to deal with the towelheads. Round 'em up, put 'em in a field and bomb the bastards."

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