'Gordon Brown'

Somebody mentioned this song on Twitter the other day, suggesting that it might be ripe for a spoof of 'Colostomy' Brown. And you know what? They were right.

So here you are.

Gordon Brown, Minister's son,
Won't stand down, don't know when he's beaten,
Can't get it right,
Pitiful sight,
Talentless clown,
James Gordon Brown

Every speech, just like the last,
In the polls, he's fading fast,

Failed in his plans
To govern these lands,
Talentless clown,
James Gordon Brown. . .

Gordon Brown, just won't confess,
That his actions heightened our debts,
You've had your day,
Just go away,
Talentless clown,
James Gordon Brown

Talentless clown
James Gordon Brown
Talentless clown
James Gordon Brown
Talentless clown
James Gordon Brown

(.......Repeat until Government, Election, Leadership and Bladder Control are lost).