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Thursday, February 11, 2010

A New Name For Gordon


Through history, many famous personages have had nicknames which have emphasised their talents and their brilliance.

There was Alexander 'The Great' who when he saw the breadth of his domain wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Calamity Jane, the heroine of the plains. Erwin 'The Desert Fox' Rommel, the wartime tactical genius. Margaret 'The Iron Lady' Thatcher.

And let us of course not forget Lancelot Brown, who was named 'Capability' out of respect for the grandeur and brilliance of his garden designs.

So, in honour of the man, perhaps it's time for a new nickname for Gordon Brown.

For ages I've been calling him Gollum, in recognition of his vice like grip upon the 'Precious' for which he lusted so long. But I think that needs to change.

Henceforth, I suggest that John Gordon Brown be renamed 'Colostomy' Brown.

After all, there's no denying it captures the essence of the man - he's a useless sack of shit.



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13 comments:

Pam Nash said...

Perfect - you just need to © that, it's so good!

Catosays said...

Bastard, I've just wet myself laughing.

Cogito Dexter said...

i looked at that picture and my first thought was of a vacuum cleaner bag.

Gordon Brown... sucks the life out of anything.

Cogito Dexter said...

(or just plain "sucks")

Thatcher-right said...

Personally, I like the term Flunking Cyst (a variation on the Clunking Fyst).

Anonymous said...

wee gorrdon's puir frightened eyes at the top of the page are presumably looking out over the back of a settee

checking to see if its safe to come out.

DeeDee99 said...

Nice one.

Anonymous said...

Cruel - but fair. Laughed out loud at it.

Barking Spider said...

Good one, I've always thought of him as a shitbag!

Fidothedog said...

Spot on.

Amusing Bunni said...

Very Funny, and true!

the man who fell back to bed said...

be fair now

a colostomy bag does have some use, after all.

Henry Crun said...

I still prefer to call him Gordoom Brownfinger, the less capable and less successful cousin of Auric Goldfinger.