Bully Brown in Song

With apologies to Tennessee Ernie Ford, let's have another little song about the Clunking, Secretary-bashing* Fist that is Colostomy Brown.

New Labour's legacy is money and blood,
Under them this country has been dragged through the mud,
The damage began with Grinning Tone,
Now the PM's weak and it's all gone wrong,

Now with Gordon Brown, what do you get
Rage and spin and a country in debt
It's time for an Election and for Gordon to go,
This country just can't take any more,

Well, we've all seen Gordon bluster, bully and whine,
We all have questions 'bout the state of his mind
It is clear his temper's getting out of control,
He's a laughing stock for the world as a whole,

Now with Gordon Brown, what do you get
Rage and spin and a country in debt
It's time for an Election and for Gordon to go,
This country just can't take any more,

How he's stayed in office is hard to explain,
He's not been a PM worthy of the name,
With tantrums and mudslinging and smearing and lyin',
Thanks to him this country's in a steep decline,

Now with Gordon Brown, what do you get
Rage and spin and a country in debt
It's time for an Election and for Gordon to go,
This country just can't take any more,

If you see him comin', better step aside,
If you don't want a Nokia between the eyes,
He's Whelan in his corner and Balls at his heel,
And both the Right don't like him,
And the Left less still,

Now with Gordon Brown, what do you get
Rage and spin and a country in debt
It's time for an Election and for Gordon to go,
This country just can't take any more,

*allegedly.