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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

An Unplanned Change of Menu

Revenge - is a puppy served pan-fried.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please meet Beetle the puppy.

Beetle is a 6-month-old Labrador/Hoover cross, and right this minute he's sitting across the living room from me, looking rather full of himself.

Actually, he's rather full of a sirloin steak. Specifically, MY sirloin steak - the one I was going to have for dinner tonight.

Guess it's a Korean meal for me tonight. I'm taking Beetle for a wok.


Anonymous said...

How dare he?!? Korean it is then!

Constantly Furious said...

You should try some Korean Meatballs. Mmmmmm, they're the dogs bollocks...

idle said...

Are labradors a new thing in your life? This pup can only be 9 inches high, and he can't be spring heeled yet.

So where exactly did you leave the steak?

I'm a great believer that sparing the rod will spoil the dog, but it looks as though you asked for this.

I suppose that you would not have posted this if you really did plan to have him lightly boiled with kimchi.

Anonymous said...

Well, you will leave your sirloin lying around in his bowl.

Bet he's already chewed his way through the Barbara Woodhouse training manual.