THE DIARY OF A GEEK IN OXFORDSHIRE


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Monday, November 02, 2009

A Nursery Rhyme for the Modern Age




This Thieving Piggie bought a duck-house;






This Thieving Piggie stayed at home (and had a wank on public money);







This Thieving Piggie claimed exorbitant fees,













This Thieving Piggie housed his Mum.









. . . and THIS Thieving Piggie trousered plenty of cash, and set up lots of pointless enquiries so that he can whitewash the findings and keep his mates troughing all the way home.


2 comments:

Pam Nash said...

A work of absolute genius, have tweeted link, it deserves a wider audience! :o)

Henry Crun said...

I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe for aabout a minute.