Gee Mister Barroso

VOTER
Dear J Manuel Barroso,
You gotta understand
This EU rigmarole-o,
Is getting out of hand,
We lose our nation status,
Our independence sunk,
We all think this Eurotreaty's junk!

BRITAIN
Gee, Mister Barroso, we're very upset,
We never had the vote on this we thought we would get,
So don't let our message,
Be misunderstood,
We think the Treaty is no good!

VOTER
It's no good!

BRITAIN
It's no good, It's no good,
It is just no good!
Like, the Lisbon Treaty's no damn good!

BARROSO: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

VOTER: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

BARROSO: (Spoken)Just tell it to Gordon Brown.

VOTER
Dear Gordon Brown, Your Honour,
We hate this Treaty stuff,
And with no referenda,
We've really had enough.
We didn't wanna have it,
But somehow it was had.
Can't you see federalism's bad!

GORDON BROWN
Right!
Mr Barroso, I really don't care;
I want these Eurosceptics out of New Labour's hair!
Those anti are Tories, and I'm not peturbed.
They're psychologic'ly disturbed!

VOTER
I'm disturbed!

BRITAIN
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

GORDON BROWN: (Spoken) In my opinion, this voter is disenchanted on account he ain't had a vote on the Treaty.

VOTER: (Spoken) Hey, I'm disenchanted on account I'm disenfranchised.

GORDON BROWN: So take him to David Cameron.

VOTER
You said we would have suffrage,
A chance to disagree,
But what now can you promise,
What can you guarantee?
Our rights have gone to Brussels,
Our dissent was suppressed,
You must know this Treaty is a mess!

DAVID CAMERON
Yes!
Mr Barroso, you're really a slob.
We couldn't keep our promise so this isn't our job.
This whole EU Project's a terrible trick,
This treaty makes the people sick!

VOTER
I am sick!

BRITAIN
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like this whole damn Project makes us sick!

DAVID CAMERON: In my opinion, this voter don't need to vote Tory at all. To avoid intra-party conflict, Europe is purely a UKIP issue!

VOTER: Hey, I got issues!

DAVID CAMERON: So take him to Nigel Farage!

VOTER
Dear kindly Nigel Farage,
This Treaty's gonna suck,
We'll soon be ruled by Merkel,
Or worse a grinning schmuck,
It's not I'm anti-Europe,
But superstates don't work,
This new Treaty's driving us berserk!

NIGEL FARAGE
Eek!
Mr Barroso, you've done it again.
You've ruined national sovereignty with strokes of a pen.
It isn't a question of misunderstood;
This Lisbon Treaty's just no good!

VOTER
It's no good!

BRITAIN
It's no good, It's no good,
It is just no good!
Like, the Lisbon Treaty's no damn good!

DAVID CAMERON
This EU Treaty's crazy.

GORDON BROWN
I don't care what you think.

NIGEL FARAGE
It's just a train of gravy!

DAVID CAMERON
The Lisbon Treaty stinks.

NIGEL FARAGE
The trouble is it's growing.

DAVID CAMERON
The trouble is it's grown.

BRITAIN
We just want our laws to be our own!

Gee Mister Barroso,
We're down on our knees,
We need the Lisbon Treaty like a dose of herpes,
Gee Mister Barroso,
We say this to you,
J Manuel Barroso,
Screw EU!