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Friday, November 27, 2009

The Climate Change Song



In honour of the hammering the Climate Change wonks have been taking recently, and noting that they're endeavouring to bring their agenda back on-stream again, I thought I'd venture my opinion about Global Whatever in song.

The Climate Change Song (with apologies to Depeche Mode)

The CRU claim our planet's nearly dead,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,
Their data's all a con, you can't believe a thing they said,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,

The climate's changing, they say it's our fault,
But I really just can't give a fuck,

They just won't recognise their data's incomplete,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,
They castigate for driving cars and even eating meat,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,

They say that CO2 will kill us all,
But I really just can't give a fuck,

I couldn't give a fuck,
. . .
I couldn't give a fuck...

And when it rains, it's shown on BBC,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,
They claim the deluge is down to you and me,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,

The climate cycles as it always does,
And I really just can't give a fuck,

I couldn't give a fuck,
Repeat to the end of the world....




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2 comments:

stasination said...

Hope you like =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX0mr1fvrg8

JuliaM said...

/applause