There's a Hole in my Budget

There's a hole in my Budget, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
There's a hole in my Budget, dear Gordon, a hole
Then fix it, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Then fix it, dear Darling, dear Darling, fix it.

With what shall I fix it, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
With what shall I fix it, dear Gordon, with what?
Raise taxes, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Raise taxes, dear Darling, dear Darling, raise tax.

The taxes are too high, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
The taxes are too high, dear Gordon, too high
Then borrow, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Then borrow, dear Darling, dear Darling borrow!

From whom shall I borrow, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
From whom shall I borrow, dear Gordon, from whom?
From the banks, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
From the banks, dear Darling, dear Darling, the banks!

The banks are all buggered, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
The banks are all buggered, dearGordon, buggered!
Then nationalise, dear Darling, dear Darling
Then nationalise, dear Darling, nationalise!

Now our debt is too high, dear Gordon, Dear Gordon
Our debt is too high, dear Gordon, too high.
Print money, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling,
Print money, dear Darling, just quantative ease!

Now we've rampant inflation, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
Now we've rampant inflation, dear Gordon, what now?
Deny it, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Deny it, dear Darling, dear Darling, deny!

How shall I deny it, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
How shall I deny it, dear Gordon, but how?
Blame the Tories, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Blame the Tories, dear Darling, dear Darling, the Blues!

Now the Governor's moaning, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
Now the Governor's moaning, dear Gordon, he says 'no more cash'
Then spin it, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Then spin it, dear Darling, say it's all his fault!

Now our debt burden's climbing, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
Now our debt burden's climbing, dear Gordon, our debt!
Borrow more, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Borrow more, dear Darling, dear Darling, borrow more!

But how to repay it, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
But how to repay it, dear Gordon, but how?
Raise taxes, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
Raise taxes, dear Darling, dear Darling, raise tax!

But how shall I raise them, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
But how shall I raise, them dear Gordon, but how?
In the Budget, dear Darling, dear Darling, dear Darling
In the Budget, dear Darling, dear Darling, the Budget

There's a hole in my Budget, dear Gordon, dear Gordon
There's a hole in my Budget, dear Gordon, a hole!