To his relief, there is a service station not too far further along. He drives in, parks his car, hops out and waddles over to the mechanic. "A Salaam Alekum, Infidel, can you have a look at my car?", says Toejam. "It's making a funny sound".
"Sure" says the mechanic.
The mechanic has a poke and a prod around in the engine, looks up at Toejam and says, "Hmm... Looks like you've blown a seal."
"Oh no," says Toejam, "That's just frost in my beard."