Woods aftershave, named 'Scent Of Hypocrisy', is said to contain a unique blend of exotic ingredients including leather, broken radiator coolant, freshly-mown grass and the 'musky aroma of an aroused mistress'.
A Gilette spokesman said, "this is the perfect aftershave for the modern bastard. It combines a smooth presence with an underlying unpleasantness, almost completely masked by a veneer of pleasantry. I personally was one of the test subjects, and within a week of wearing it I'd had illicit affairs with two waitresses and a nightclub hostess".
The range, which the marketing tagline says is 'hardly the best a woman can get', is due to be launched on Monday December 8 in time for the Christmas shopping rush.