Completely unrelated to Christmas or politics (normal programming will return shortly), but recent comments on Twitter by loudmouthman got me thinking - what if The Doctor had failed, and the Daleks had taken over the Universe?
Can you imagine Daleks in business and advertising?
Dalek Nivea Advertisement: "You Will Be Exfoliated!"
Dalek Bailiffs: "Your Goods Will Be Appropriated!"
Dalek Santa: "You Will Celebrate!"
Dalek Funeral Directors: "We Will Cremate!"
Dalek Divorce Counsellor: "You Will Both Be Mediated!"
Dalek Zoologist: "This Is An Invertebrate!"
Dalek Accountant: "Your Tax Will Be Enumerated!"
Dalek Painter: "We Will Decorate!"
Dalek Labour Minister: "Our Records Show! A Rise In Living Standards! Do Not Investigate!"
Dalek Police Officer: "You Will Be - Interrogated!"
Can you think of any others? Winning entry will get a personalised extermination by Davros.
Can you imagine Daleks in business and advertising?
Dalek Nivea Advertisement: "You Will Be Exfoliated!"
Dalek Bailiffs: "Your Goods Will Be Appropriated!"
Dalek Santa: "You Will Celebrate!"
Dalek Funeral Directors: "We Will Cremate!"
Dalek Divorce Counsellor: "You Will Both Be Mediated!"
Dalek Zoologist: "This Is An Invertebrate!"
Dalek Accountant: "Your Tax Will Be Enumerated!"
Dalek Painter: "We Will Decorate!"
Dalek Labour Minister: "Our Records Show! A Rise In Living Standards! Do Not Investigate!"
Dalek Police Officer: "You Will Be - Interrogated!"
Can you think of any others? Winning entry will get a personalised extermination by Davros.
4 comments:
Bug exterminator - "You will be exterminated!" lol
Dalek Taxman " you will be investigated "
Dalek Magistrate " you will be incarcerated "
Dalek health spa manager " you will be invigorated "
Bit late on this one, but what about a Labour-sympathetic Dalek (probably most of them, as they hate individuality and freedom of choice - and the Daleks think that way, too) saying:
"BansturbaaAAAATTE!!"?
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