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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Budget 2010 - In Song



In what's becoming a small tradition, let's have a little song about Darling's Budget non-speech. Enjoy.


It's amazing how you can still try to be smart,
Thanks to you our economy's fallen apart,
This Budget Day you have done it again,
Talked a lot but you don't say a thing,

CHORUS:
You're all a disgrace, and you've mortgaged the country,
All your figures are lies, and you've wasted our money,
In thirteen long years you've delivered precisely sod-all,
We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all.


In your speeches you waffle and claim to be proud,
Figures pulled from your arse, and your head in the clouds
Try as you may to say everything's fine
Deep inside you must know that you're lying,

CHORUS:
You're all a disgrace, and you've mortgaged the country,
All your figures are lies, and you've wasted our money,
In thirteen long years you've delivered precisely sod-all,
We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all.


You're all a disgrace, and you've mortgaged the country,
All your figures are lies, and you've wasted our money,
In thirteen long years you've delivered precisely sod-all,
We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all.


(We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all
We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all)

You're all a disgrace,
Your figures are lies,
You've mortgaged this land
And you've screwed up the country,

You're all a disgrace, and you've mortgaged the country,
All your figures are lies, and you've wasted our money,
In thirteen long years you've delivered precisely sod-all,
We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all.


(We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all
We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all)

You're all a disgrace,
Your figures are lies,
You've mortgaged this land
And you've screwed up the country,

(We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all
We've masses of debt,
and you've done nothing at all)

Repeat until we finally get the General Election we so desperately need....




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2 comments:

G.O.T. said...

Outstanding.....
and cross-posted ;-)

Dioclese said...

Great song. There's another like it on my blog at http://dioclese.blogspot.com/

Gordon sing's that great James Taylor classic "You've got no Friends"

If I knew how, I'd record it and put it on YouTube!