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Friday, May 07, 2010

A Song For Gordon




Now all the voting's done,
And for you the Election's gone wrong,
Your chances of survival are none,
These are your final days,
And nobody now wants you to stay,
You've wrecked the country since your first day,
oh and we're sick of you, we are sick of you,
Your thirteen years have buggered us all,
Now hear the Electorate caaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaall,


CHORUS
Gordon GO!
Listen and do what you're told,
The people have spoken, you know,
You are contemptible,
Time you were leaving!

So just GO!
Get out and never return,
You simply have to learn,
You are contemptible,
Time you were leaving!



Now with your chances gone,
We've had enough of smearing and lying,
From you and all your partners in crime,
It's only three years ago
That you took over Tony Blair's place
And since that time you've been a disgrace,
We've had enough of you, had enough of you,
You've lost the right to govern at all,
Now hear the Electorate caaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaall,


Gordon GO!
Listen and do what you're told,
The people have spoken, you know,
You are contemptible,
Time you were leaving!

So just GO!
Get out and never return,
You simply have to learn,
You are contemptible,
Time you were leaving!



You've lost the right to govern at all,
Now hear the Electorate caaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaall,


Gordon GO!
Listen and do what you're told,
The people have spoken, you know,
You are contemptible,
Time you were leaving!

So just GO!
Get out and never return,
You simply have to learn,
You are contemptible,
Time you were leaving!


....Repeat chorus until you finally bugger off out of Downing Street....


#brownresign #concede

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3 comments:

Macheath said...

Quick work - or did you have it ready in anticipation?

I've linked - hope that's OK.

Dungeekin said...

Just a moment's inspiration over lunchtime Sushi.

And thanks for the link!

D

Timdog said...

Cracking! "You are contemptible", love it.

Everyone's in a musical mood today clearly, this was my effort:

http://deargodmakeitstop.blogspot.com/2010/05/gordon-brown-as-arnold-layne.html

Cheers