THE DIARY OF A GEEK IN OXFORDSHIRE


Solving the World's problems with common sense and a flamethrower.

Saturday, May 08, 2010

For Sale:




FOR SALE

One backbone.

One Scottish owner, never used, would suit TV political correspondent with swiftly-changing allegiance.

Quick sale required due to urgent house-clearance.

Also available: one pair unused testicles, one brain and a crash-damaged dignity. Could sell as a job-lot now I haven't got a job.

Collection from Downing Street, London, probably by early next week.



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2 comments:

Dippyness. said...

Love it! Brilliant!
Reminded me it's what I have & he doesn't.

Tenon_Saw said...

I wish I could be that witty!