Hoon Smith And Darling

Their snouts in the trough,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
They've claimed for too much,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
Their scheming and lies, are no big surprise any more,
'Cause we've heard it before,

And though Gordon spins
Hoon, Smith and Darling
He'll have to give in,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
And do what is right, get rid of these troughers somehow,
He must do it right now,

Their spin, their lies, showed they'd waved all their ethics goodbye,
Claimed for every little thing,
But they're out of the door, and good riddance because…

The country is pissed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
These twats won't be missed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
So let's make a start,
And once we've got rid of this three,
Fix the country.

Their spin, their lies, showed they'd waved all their ethics goodbye,
Claimed for every little thing,
But they're out of the door, and good riddance because…

The country is pissed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
These twats won't be missed,
Hoon, Smith and Darling
This three must stand down,
And Gordon should too,
We're aching to vote,
And get rid of this crew,

So let's make a start,
And once we've got rid of this three,
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Fix the country.(Hoon, Smith and Darling)
Hoon, Smith and Darling
Hoon, Smith and Darling

Repeat until LieBore's General Election hopes fade....