So apparently they're going to make a musical of Jade Goody's life.
**Shudder**
They could call it 'Babe IV: Pig on the Telly'.
But I suppose it's a bit more money forMax Clifford the Goodys. No doubt they'll televise the auditions process. I'm sure Andrew Lloyd-Webber and John Barrowman would be delighted to help. They could call it 'Britain's Got Absolutely Fuck-All Talent'.
And, to help them along, I've made a start on some of the songs that a 'Jade' musical could use or recycle. Happy to help and all that.
From West Side Story: 'I Slagged Shetty';
How about a spot of The Jam, with 'And Now She's Underground';
By The Hollies: 'It Ain't Telly, It's Big Brother';
How about recycling from 'Oklahoma'? 'Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning';
Anyone have any other suggestions for songs? Stick 'em in the comments, I may even do lyrical parodies of the best suggestions.
**Shudder**
They could call it 'Babe IV: Pig on the Telly'.
But I suppose it's a bit more money for
And, to help them along, I've made a start on some of the songs that a 'Jade' musical could use or recycle. Happy to help and all that.
From West Side Story: 'I Slagged Shetty';
How about a spot of The Jam, with 'And Now She's Underground';
By The Hollies: 'It Ain't Telly, It's Big Brother';
How about recycling from 'Oklahoma'? 'Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning';
Anyone have any other suggestions for songs? Stick 'em in the comments, I may even do lyrical parodies of the best suggestions.
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Born to 'die'...Bruce Springsteen
You make me feel like 'vomiting'. Leo Sayer
To the tune of He Ain't Heavy..
"She ain't clever, she's from Essex"
Forget the singer but
'My boyfriend's back' in nick
I weighed 'Sixteen Tons'
Rotting on a sunny afternoon
The last act could include another West Side Story song: I Feel Shitty.
There are lessons to be had here. Lessons the politically correct brigade may not, on reflection, care for.
As I understand this, if you attack, in a racial manner, someone not of your race, colour or creed, you are a fucking hero - to paraphrase Michael Cane in the film "Too late the hero".
Perhaps this duet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EJ1SBAO1HU
na na na na na na na Hey Jade
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