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Friday, April 17, 2009

Hit the Road, Jacq!



Today seems like it's all about the (Second) Home Secretary. When even The Grauniad says you're under threat, maybe it's time to. . .

CHORUS
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more,
We all say,
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more,

Woah Woman, oh woman, you're evil and mean,
You ordered the arrest of poor Damian Green,
Your authority's taken a blow,
It's time for you to quit and go.

That's right!

CHORUS
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more,
We all say,
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more,

Well you really can't be treating the voters this-a way
With the laws you've made to take our freedoms away.
(It's time to quit cause it's understood)
(that you've pocketed our money and you ain't no good.)
Well, we're waiting for Gordon's say-so
And for you to quit the job and go.

That's right!

CHORUS
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more,
We all say,
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jacq, don't be the Home Sec no more,

Well!!
Don't be the Home Sec no more,
Aah! We all say
Don't be the Home Sec no more,
Take your DNA database with you!
Don't be the Home Sec no more,
You know the Electorate mean that!
Don't be the Home Sec no more,
You can even keep the bathplug!
Don't be the Home Sec no more,
What you tryin' to do to this country?
Don't be the Home Sec no more,
Oh, don't treat MPs like that,
Don't be the Home Sec no more.

2 comments:

Twig said...

"Woah Woman, oh woman, you're evil and mean,
You ordered the arrest of poor Damian Green"
Like it.

BTW, the comment from liwo is spam, you may as well delete it.

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