In a statement released through his solicitors today, disgraced former glam rocker Gary Glitter has announced that he is renouncing his old ways and has found God.
Glitter, whose real name is Paul Gadd and who has served prison sentences both in the UK and Southeast Asia for child sex offences, has announced that with immediate effect, he is to move to Saudi Arabia and is converting to Islam.
The aging rocker said, "After deep consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Saudi Arabia is the right homeland for me, and that the Muslim faith is the right spiritual message. Also, what I like to do is legal out there, so I'm sorted!"
A spokesman at London's Finsbury Park mosque confirmed that Mr Glitter had officially converted to the Islamic faith, and has taken the Arabic name Kiddi Al-Shagum.
Glitter, whose real name is Paul Gadd and who has served prison sentences both in the UK and Southeast Asia for child sex offences, has announced that with immediate effect, he is to move to Saudi Arabia and is converting to Islam.
The aging rocker said, "After deep consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Saudi Arabia is the right homeland for me, and that the Muslim faith is the right spiritual message. Also, what I like to do is legal out there, so I'm sorted!"
A spokesman at London's Finsbury Park mosque confirmed that Mr Glitter had officially converted to the Islamic faith, and has taken the Arabic name Kiddi Al-Shagum.
7 comments:
I keep waiting for Michael Jackson to actually do this.
Gary didn't read the small print
"A court in the Saudi town of Unaiza upheld the marriage of the Saudi girl to a 58-year-old man on the condition he does not have sex with her until she reaches puberty."
So that's him screwed, or rather, not.
I grew up with GGs pop tunes and still like them whatever anyone else says.
Pass me another camel, this one's split.
Infidel753, WhiteMike apparently prefers boys which is a bit of a no-no with the laundry-bag wearers.
Great stuff - again.
Of course this is legal there. If I recall my Koran correctly, Mohammed himself (blessed be his name) did exactly the same thing.
Except he did shag the youngster in question. It is therefore outrageous that Glitter's Saudi colleague is not allowed to do the same thing.
Imam Brennan
Infidel753, WhiteMike apparently prefers boys which is a bit of a no-no with the laundry-bag wearers.Good point. Well, there's always the Catholic priesthood.
Infidel753, the priesthood is now a closed shop...St. Tony of Fettes is now in charge of emissions, sorry admissions.
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