Expenses!

In honour of the 646 Little Parliamentary Piggies with their snouts in the taxpayer trough, let's start the week with a little Pink Floyd.

Expenses!
Get away,
Be an MP and you're gonna be OK.
Expenses!
It's a gas,
Grab tax cash with both hands and make your stash.
Bath plug, barbeque, third home, porn flicks,
Gorging on lucre till it makes you sick.

Expenses!
Claim it back
Every penny and don't forget the Council Tax.
Expenses!
They're a hit,
Own it, rent it, and claim like you live in it!
They're making money on travelling, living in luxury,
Even when they're given a house for free!

Expenses!
It's a crime.
They're stealing millions while our economy declines.
Expenses!
So they say,
Is the root of Parliament's ills today.
But with our tax on the rise its no surprise they're
Asking for more pay.