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Friday, November 14, 2008

The Sysadmin's Prayer. . .

. . . Occasioned by the quite staggering stupidity of an (unnamed) non-Technical Mangler.

Our Router, which art in IOS
hallowed be thy interface
thy packets come
thy routing be done
on the LAN as it is on the Web.
Give us this day our daily Clues
And forgive us our LARTings
As we LART those who make stupid service requests
And lead us not into Windows support
but deliver us from lusers
For thine is the Network
The Bandwidth and the Packet
For the duration of the DHCP lease.
Amen

2 comments:

Michael said...

Excellent. We IT people need lots of prayers.... And maybe a bit of forgiveness.

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