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Friday, November 28, 2008

Caption Competition

(Well, everybody else is doing one. . .)

Enjoy. Best Caption wins a visit from Ms Smith's personal Thought Police Force.

8 comments:

Hedgewytch said...

Without meaning to offend, doesn't she look like the frustrated dyke stereotype, or a police commissioner from the 80's. Surprised she's not wearing blue eyeliner.

Hedgewytch said...

"Ok um Ma'am I was just trying to tell your cheap diamonique earring was about to fall out"
*ducks from the evil glare of those eyes*

AloneMan said...

What d'you mean, "we've released him" ?

Dungeekin said...

"I find your lack of faith disturbing. . . "

Anonymous said...

If only I'd inhaled

Brennig said...

"The coup starts here. You're nicked for crimes against the state. The firing squad has been booked for 5am. You have no right to appeal"

Or that may just be wishful thinking...

Anonymous said...

Excuse me madam, do you have a licence for that offensive weapon?

What weapon?

Your face.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean you are arresting my husband for not having a licence, we don't even have a dog.