Yes, it's time for another Quiz of the Week, because it was so stunningly successful last time.**
As always, I'll provide the answers, and the winner will be the commenter who provides the funniest questions.
The answers for this week are:
1. In Gordon Brown's right sock;
2. Under the Governor's sofa in Threadneedle Street;
3. Behind the third bush from the left on Hampstead Heath at midnight;
4. In the Oval Office;
5. On Jade Goody's dressing table.
Please leave your questions in the Comments section.
Special attention will be given to responses supplied on large-denomination UK banknotes. Fifties for preference. Or engraved on gold bars, as it's a safer currency. More risque offers will be entertained from female readers, male readers should address those offers c/o Lord Mandelson of Foy & Hartlepool,Trough House of Lords, London.
**or not.
As always, I'll provide the answers, and the winner will be the commenter who provides the funniest questions.
The answers for this week are:
1. In Gordon Brown's right sock;
2. Under the Governor's sofa in Threadneedle Street;
3. Behind the third bush from the left on Hampstead Heath at midnight;
4. In the Oval Office;
5. On Jade Goody's dressing table.
Please leave your questions in the Comments section.
Special attention will be given to responses supplied on large-denomination UK banknotes. Fifties for preference. Or engraved on gold bars, as it's a safer currency. More risque offers will be entertained from female readers, male readers should address those offers c/o Lord Mandelson of Foy & Hartlepool,
**or not.
1. "Where do they store the piss ?"
ReplyDeleteIn Gordon Brown's right sock;
2. " Where is Fred Goodwin ? "
Under the Governor's sofa in Threadneedle Street;
3. " Where and when are we going to kill Jacob Rees-Mogg? "
Behind the third bush from the left on Hampstead Heath at midnight;
4." Where was it that the Prime minister shat on the floor ? "
In the Oval Office;
5."Safe sex guide advice from 'Cancer Can Be fun'".
On Jade Goody's dressing table.