On Jeremy Corbyn

Aaaah, look at all the loonie lefties,

Aaaah, look at all the loonie lefties,

Jeremy Corbyn

Picks up the reins of the mess where once Labour had been,

With Socialist dreams,

Thinks there's a window,

To bring back the strikes and the carnage of forty years yore,

Which we want no more

All the loony lefties

Are cheering for this prong,

All the loonie lefties

How could they be so wrong?

Fans screaming 'Tory',

Spouting abuse at the facts that they don't want to hear,

Claim zionist smears,

Full of class envy,

Punishing work and ambition and calling it 'fair',

Hasn't a prayer,

All the loony lefties

Are cheering for this prong,

All the loonie lefties

How could they be so wrong?

Aaaah, look at all the loonie lefties,

Aaaah, look at all the loonie lefties,

Jeremy Corbyn

Takes Labour out of Election contention again,

Won't be a shame,
This silly frenzy,
Causes a split that will put Labour down in its grave,
It's not fit to save,

All the loony lefties

Are cheering for this prong,

All the loonie lefties

How could they be so wrong?