Through history, many famous personages have had nicknames which have emphasised their talents and their brilliance.
There was Alexander 'The Great' who when he saw the breadth of his domain wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Calamity Jane, the heroine of the plains. Erwin 'The Desert Fox' Rommel, the wartime tactical genius. Margaret 'The Iron Lady' Thatcher.
And let us of course not forget Lancelot Brown, who was named 'Capability' out of respect for the grandeur and brilliance of his garden designs.
So, in honour of the man, perhaps it's time for a new nickname for Gordon Brown.
For ages I've been calling him Gollum, in recognition of his vice like grip upon the 'Precious' for which he lusted so long. But I think that needs to change.
Henceforth, I suggest that John Gordon Brown be renamed 'Colostomy' Brown.
After all, there's no denying it captures the essence of the man - he's a useless sack of shit.
There was Alexander 'The Great' who when he saw the breadth of his domain wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Calamity Jane, the heroine of the plains. Erwin 'The Desert Fox' Rommel, the wartime tactical genius. Margaret 'The Iron Lady' Thatcher.
And let us of course not forget Lancelot Brown, who was named 'Capability' out of respect for the grandeur and brilliance of his garden designs.
So, in honour of the man, perhaps it's time for a new nickname for Gordon Brown.
For ages I've been calling him Gollum, in recognition of his vice like grip upon the 'Precious' for which he lusted so long. But I think that needs to change.
Henceforth, I suggest that John Gordon Brown be renamed 'Colostomy' Brown.
After all, there's no denying it captures the essence of the man - he's a useless sack of shit.
Perfect - you just need to © that, it's so good!
ReplyDeleteBastard, I've just wet myself laughing.
ReplyDeletei looked at that picture and my first thought was of a vacuum cleaner bag.
ReplyDeleteGordon Brown... sucks the life out of anything.
(or just plain "sucks")
ReplyDeletePersonally, I like the term Flunking Cyst (a variation on the Clunking Fyst).
ReplyDeletewee gorrdon's puir frightened eyes at the top of the page are presumably looking out over the back of a settee
ReplyDeletechecking to see if its safe to come out.
Cruel - but fair. Laughed out loud at it.
ReplyDeleteGood one, I've always thought of him as a shitbag!
ReplyDeleteSpot on.
ReplyDeleteVery Funny, and true!
ReplyDeletebe fair now
ReplyDeletea colostomy bag does have some use, after all.
I still prefer to call him Gordoom Brownfinger, the less capable and less successful cousin of Auric Goldfinger.
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