A Nursery Rhyme for the Modern Age

This Thieving Piggie bought a duck-house;






This Thieving Piggie stayed at home (and had a wank on public money);







This Thieving Piggie claimed exorbitant fees,













This Thieving Piggie housed his Mum.









. . . and THIS Thieving Piggie trousered plenty of cash, and set up lots of pointless enquiries so that he can whitewash the findings and keep his mates troughing all the way home.