The Climate Change Song

In honour of the hammering the Climate Change wonks have been taking recently, and noting that they're endeavouring to bring their agenda back on-stream again, I thought I'd venture my opinion about Global Whatever in song.

The Climate Change Song (with apologies to Depeche Mode)

The CRU claim our planet's nearly dead,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,
Their data's all a con, you can't believe a thing they said,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,

The climate's changing, they say it's our fault,
But I really just can't give a fuck,

They just won't recognise their data's incomplete,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,
They castigate for driving cars and even eating meat,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,

They say that CO2 will kill us all,
But I really just can't give a fuck,

I couldn't give a fuck,
. . .
I couldn't give a fuck...

And when it rains, it's shown on BBC,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,
They claim the deluge is down to you and me,
And I couldn't give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck,

The climate cycles as it always does,
And I really just can't give a fuck,

I couldn't give a fuck,
Repeat to the end of the world....