So apparently they're going to make a musical of Jade Goody's life.
**Shudder**
They could call it 'Babe IV: Pig on the Telly'.
But I suppose it's a bit more money forMax Clifford the Goodys. No doubt they'll televise the auditions process. I'm sure Andrew Lloyd-Webber and John Barrowman would be delighted to help. They could call it 'Britain's Got Absolutely Fuck-All Talent'.
And, to help them along, I've made a start on some of the songs that a 'Jade' musical could use or recycle. Happy to help and all that.
From West Side Story: 'I Slagged Shetty';
How about a spot of The Jam, with 'And Now She's Underground';
By The Hollies: 'It Ain't Telly, It's Big Brother';
How about recycling from 'Oklahoma'? 'Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning';
Anyone have any other suggestions for songs? Stick 'em in the comments, I may even do lyrical parodies of the best suggestions.
**Shudder**
They could call it 'Babe IV: Pig on the Telly'.
But I suppose it's a bit more money for
And, to help them along, I've made a start on some of the songs that a 'Jade' musical could use or recycle. Happy to help and all that.
From West Side Story: 'I Slagged Shetty';
How about a spot of The Jam, with 'And Now She's Underground';
By The Hollies: 'It Ain't Telly, It's Big Brother';
How about recycling from 'Oklahoma'? 'Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning';
Anyone have any other suggestions for songs? Stick 'em in the comments, I may even do lyrical parodies of the best suggestions.
Born to 'die'...Bruce Springsteen
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Forget the singer but
ReplyDelete'My boyfriend's back' in nick
I weighed 'Sixteen Tons'
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The last act could include another West Side Story song: I Feel Shitty.
ReplyDeleteThere are lessons to be had here. Lessons the politically correct brigade may not, on reflection, care for.
ReplyDeleteAs I understand this, if you attack, in a racial manner, someone not of your race, colour or creed, you are a fucking hero - to paraphrase Michael Cane in the film "Too late the hero".
Perhaps this duet...
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na na na na na na na Hey Jade
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