Without meaning to offend, doesn't she look like the frustrated dyke stereotype, or a police commissioner from the 80's. Surprised she's not wearing blue eyeliner.
"Ok um Ma'am I was just trying to tell your cheap diamonique earring was about to fall out"*ducks from the evil glare of those eyes*
What d'you mean, "we've released him" ?
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. . . "
If only I'd inhaled
"The coup starts here. You're nicked for crimes against the state. The firing squad has been booked for 5am. You have no right to appeal"Or that may just be wishful thinking...
Excuse me madam, do you have a licence for that offensive weapon?What weapon?Your face.
What do you mean you are arresting my husband for not having a licence, we don't even have a dog.
(Well, everybody else is doing one. . .)
Without meaning to offend, doesn't she look like the frustrated dyke stereotype, or a police commissioner from the 80's. Surprised she's not wearing blue eyeliner.
ReplyDelete"Ok um Ma'am I was just trying to tell your cheap diamonique earring was about to fall out"
ReplyDelete*ducks from the evil glare of those eyes*
What d'you mean, "we've released him" ?
ReplyDelete"I find your lack of faith disturbing. . . "
ReplyDeleteIf only I'd inhaled
ReplyDelete"The coup starts here. You're nicked for crimes against the state. The firing squad has been booked for 5am. You have no right to appeal"
ReplyDeleteOr that may just be wishful thinking...
Excuse me madam, do you have a licence for that offensive weapon?
ReplyDeleteWhat weapon?
Your face.
What do you mean you are arresting my husband for not having a licence, we don't even have a dog.
ReplyDelete