tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post7728226896668717845..comments2024-03-28T06:25:20.573+00:00Comments on The Diary of a Geek in Oxfordshire: New Speed Limits IntroducedDungeekinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09181585428709956991noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-83921980752690677112009-03-10T13:41:00.000+00:002009-03-10T13:41:00.000+00:004mph. Typical of this government. We here at the S...4mph. Typical of this government. <BR/>We here at the Slowerpower <BR/> fakecharity believe that this new scheme will deprive many charity workers and charity directors of much needed revenue by solving the problem. In order to continue to promote our very worthy cause and draw our very worthy salaries this organisation is going to press the government to go much further and make the new speed limit 3mph.<BR/> Our studies have shown that a man with a red flag is a distraction and we are campaigning to have the flag changed to a tea towel of Historic Bath, and the man to a specially trained non threatening, fluffy 'speed helper' puppy. <BR/>Please support the new campaign by putting up <BR/>"Don't cruise, don't abuse.<BR/>At 4mph a child may bruise."<BR/>posters. Preferably on car windscreens.Bill Quango MPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14861116614665461655noreply@blogger.com