tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post5300002119732676778..comments2024-03-28T06:25:20.573+00:00Comments on The Diary of a Geek in Oxfordshire: Life to be Banned with Immediate EffectDungeekinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09181585428709956991noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-70304568557713983442008-12-09T22:22:00.000+00:002008-12-09T22:22:00.000+00:00MOUSEBENDER: Good Morning.WENSLEYDALE: Good ...MOUSEBENDER:<BR/> Good Morning.<BR/>WENSLEYDALE:<BR/> Good morning, sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium.<BR/>MOUSEBENDER:<BR/> Ah, thank you my good man.<BR/>WENSLEYDALE:<BR/> What can I do for you, sir?<BR/>MOUSEBENDER:<BR/> I want to buy some cheese.<BR/>WENSLEYDALE:<BR/>Can't sell you cheese sir..its against the law.<BR/>MOUSEBENDER:<BR/>The law?<BR/>WENSLEYDALE:<BR/>Yessir. Why even showing you an image of a piece of Liptauer would get me shut down.<BR/>MOUSEBENDER:<BR/>but you are a cheese shop?<BR/>MOUSEBENDER:<BR/>Yessir. we just can't show, display an image of or sell cheese.<BR/>we are more of a virtual cheese shop. in that we have virtually no cheese. Can let you have some lentils if you like sir? <BR/><BR/>MOUSEBENDER:<BR/> (Shoots him) What a senseless waste of human life.Bill Quango MPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14861116614665461655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-3650076669266656672008-12-09T15:31:00.000+00:002008-12-09T15:31:00.000+00:00I'll bet Hilary Dours' next line would've been if ...I'll bet Hilary Dours' next line would've been <I>if it save just one person</I> if she hadn't of been carted off.<BR/><BR/>Good post :-)Sim-Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05194980139358025245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-38678449882705117442008-12-09T15:02:00.000+00:002008-12-09T15:02:00.000+00:00I like that.Cheers.I like that.<BR/>Cheers.Bob's Head Revisitedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13925525488637291703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-15299926487906427892008-12-09T12:41:00.000+00:002008-12-09T12:41:00.000+00:00I think this is a serious issue indeed and can't b...I think this is a serious issue indeed and can't believe that bloggers haven't been been banned from causing laughter and encouraging thought - surely that can't be good for you either!kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03863796577567264823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-23341244777396435632008-12-09T12:31:00.000+00:002008-12-09T12:31:00.000+00:00Awesome post, made me laugh. :) I particularly lik...Awesome post, made me laugh. :) I particularly like the AAAAA!Benjiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15787561271209013932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-72629175026853836042008-12-09T11:38:00.000+00:002008-12-09T11:38:00.000+00:00Thank youThank youHedgewytchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07691796730150006354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717539.post-52752794401614410652008-12-09T10:37:00.000+00:002008-12-09T10:37:00.000+00:00What i enjoy the most about the ban on life is tha...What i enjoy the most about the ban on life is that i can now feel safe knowing that i'm not going to die living. I'm going to dead already. Inside. And that is excellent. You can't lose out on something that doesn't exist. Whoop. Bring on the life ban! <BR/><BR/>To be honest @dungeekin, it's scary how things are suddenly changing. With activities that are seen to provide illicit activities why not be a little more traditional? Why not use education? Afterall, the difference between an adult and a child is that a child is seen too young to take accountability of their actions due to experience and education (and lack of at that age). An adult should be accountable and will be held accountable and take responsibility if there was time being spent on correcting the troubles with life as a priority. Like, harsher sentences for paedophiles, child killers and burglars. Taking stupidity away by not allowing criminals to sue against their victims. <BR/><BR/>If the government focused on the adults that do harm, educate the young correctly on their future and allowed people to lead their lives with wisdom and education as a guide, then they can stop this satirical and pathetic attempt to treat accountable adults like children!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com