Normally on November 11, I put up a short poem from one of the War Poets, in Remembrance of those who gave their lives for this country and ...

"I'll thcream and thcream and thcream until I'm thick! And I can!" Labour Party Leader 'Little' Ed Millipede has v...

If they're not too busy to strike, they're not busy enough and can be first for the axe. Public-sector organisations across the UK h...

The Ministry of Justice have announced changes to sexual offences legislation following the conviction of two 10-year-old boys for the attem...

Queen: "and from now one, one's official State robes will be supplied by Matalan." Buckingham Palace sources have announced th...

Dr Venter presents his scientific research paper. The creator of the first ever 'synthetic cell', described as a 'landmark' ...

Bloggers: Cameron coalition "far too sensible." A prominent journalist union has announced that it is to ballot its members on st...

Derek Simpson: "I'm alright, I always fly Virgin Business Class." The trade union Unite were celebrating today after the Cour...

The former Home Secretary, hard at work in her new career. Former Home Secretary Jacqui Beria has spoken movingly to The Diary of her str...

One of the competing Millipedes shows its competitive diet. The UK Labour Party are to run a series of creepy-crawly races in Britain for th...

Chancellor George Osborne ponders the profit margins in selling David Laws to medical science. Chancellor George Osborne has ordered an imme...

Schumacher: payback's a bitch.... Veteran Formula One ace Michael Schumacher has been penalised for an illegal manoeuvre at yesterday...

Prime Minister David Cameron and his new Deputy, Nick Clegg, have shown a united front as they gave a first joint press conference promising...

Back together again: and she's brought him flowers. The celebrity world was reeling in shock today following the announcement that Nick...

Given the ongoing mutual flirtation between Messrs Clegg and Cameron, there's only one song that really does these negotiations justice....

FOR SALE One backbone. One Scottish owner, never used, would suit TV political correspondent with swiftly-changing allegiance. Quick sale re...

The dawn of collaborative politics? Wow. What a day (and a half). I've now been up for just over 36 hours, utterly unable overnight to ...

Now all the voting's done, And for you the Election's gone wrong, Your chances of survival are none, These are your final days, And ...

Clegg touts for trade. Reports have reached The Diary that Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has been arrested for selling himself on the streets o...

Well we may not have castrated Balls (though it was a bloody good try), we did get one scalp I was particularly hoping for . So well done to...