Treasury: "If you've got disposable income, you're not paying enough tax" The Government has promised to hold a full publi...

This is a Public Appeal from the Society Against the Impoverishment of Parliamentarians Right now, in YOUR constituency, a Member of Parliam...

The Chancellor steps up to the Despatch Box . . . Dear Alistair Darling Now come on, own up. Who on earth writes this shit? Have you got Muh...

So the numbers are in*, and they don't make for pretty reading. I'll ignore the enormous monetary cost of the Copenhagen Circle-Jerk...

A woman has been taken to hospital from Tiger Woods' home in Windermere, Florida, today, following an emergency call yesterday. The call...

Cyber-bullying - a growing online problem Social networking sites, Internet Service Providers and computer manufacturers have today launched...

Mattress Bank - 'Sleep Sound, Your Money's Safe' A new bank has opened its doors to customers today, claiming to offer the safes...

I love carol singers. I love that friendly, cheery, charity choir, wrapped up warm against the seasonal chill, holding lanterns on poles, re...

So John Prescott and the Go Fourthites have come up with a spiffing wheeze - to send overdraft letters to the Royal Bank of Scotland. (At l...

Ed: Ballsing up your children's education since 2007. The Department for Yoof, Edyucayshun and Famblies has today announced a £900 milli...

Woods' fragrance: 'hardly the best a woman can get'. Men's grooming specialist Gilette have announced a new range of after-s...

The Shadow Cabinet discuss their response to Labour's Manifesto. A document leaked to The Diary has revealed the outline of the Labour ...

Woods: 'kept wood for 18 holes'. In a statement following his recent car accident , Tiger Woods has apologised for his transgressio...

You'd think they'd have learned by now. So the boss tells us, "we need a Professional Resume' from all of you, that we can ...

Electoral reform: 'Introducing democracy, fairness and social justice while stuffing the Tories'. Labour have announced plans to int...

Brown: Leadership challenge from an unexpected quarter. Labour voters have been thrown a surprise lifeline after the appearance of a potenti...

There's only one winner for Twats of the Week this week. And it's pretty much the only accolade they deserve. Step forward for e-kno...

VC - awards to bean-counters "not insulting to real soldiers at all". In an unprecedented development, three civil servants are to...

If he didn't exist, they'd have had to create him. When I put my son to bed at night, we have to search under the bed and in the cup...

My thanks go to MrKiddr , who clearly has talents I lack and was able to subtitle my Climate Change Song into a video! Thanks for doing that...