Well, as it appears that 'OK! Magazine' are doing it , then I don't see why I shouldn't. ***** The United Kingdom, and the w...

'All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here' The Government and patient care groups have called for an immediate public enquiry into failin...

WARNING Dungeekin Bad Mood Alert Status has been upgraded to: DEFCON 2 High risk of explosion, venom and vitriol. Blast radius expanded to 5...

So my esteemed, venerable and ancient Father, from whom I have inherited my mastery of the written word, my genius with a drill bit and, of ...

Following news that the President of Madagascar has resigned , 'Diary of a Geek in Oxfordshire' exclusively brings you the first pho...

Saint Jade of Essex ministering to her faithful flock of tabloid paparazzi. Counselling charity Samaritans has announced it is setting up a...

I did not write this masterpiece, seen at Old Holborn's - but this is too well-written, and too relevant, not to repeat here. ***** Gor...

Booze-Cruise? Forget it, the Regime will tax that too. The Government has announced that ferry travel to Europe is to be subject to a minimu...

Gazza contemplates eating the photographer's brains. Former football legend and renowned boozehound Paul Gascoigne has revealed that he ...

The Government has today announced that taking part in the National Lottery is to become compulsory with immediate effect. The announcement ...

A new 'Health Warning' photo for chocolate bars. The Department of Health has today announced a new scheme aimed at tackling the soc...

Your new Bank Manager gives his opinion of the Electorate. Britain's nationalised banks are to be 'facelifted' and to introduce ...

Dear BT Broadband I have, on occasion, lauded you to the very skies for your quick responses and your pleasing habit of passing me through t...

It's a long one this morning. Buckle up. Firstly, dear Reader, my apologies for the lack of Blog posts yesterday. This laxity was caused...

A new Road Safety campaign has been launched by the Government today , with the stated aim of jointly reducing both the accident rate and of...

Following the announcement that the Government is to take majority control of the Lloyds Bank group , it has been announced that a new Minis...

Mandelson and Deen during filming of 'Custard Connivances' Business Secretary Lord Mandelson has been nominated for a BAFTA award fo...

Dear Anonymous Environmental Protester Firstly, please allow me to offer my heartfelt congratulations for a marvelous act this morning . You...

BUWAAAHAAHAAAHAAAAA!! Couldn't happen to a nicer person. Still, I very much doubt it's the first time he's had a load of stuff a...

Another crack at a Bernard Cribbins classic. Welll....... There they were Digging this hole Hole in the Pound The Footsie goin' down it ...